... because I just collected 200!

That's right, I've had 200 pageviews thus far into my dA journey, and decided to celebrate by updating my journal.

I know my gallery has been lacking some for a while now, and I'm really trying hard to find things I'd actually want others to see. I do have good news for all of you watching me. I've been gathering various resources and materials in the past few months that I do plan on making art to show here. So if you've been waiting for something new from me for a while, you're going to have to wait even longer, but not too much.

Until then, I'll leave you with this stupid little blurb I came across. I know ITLAPD was a few days ago, but it is never too late to read the...

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.